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前几日落班,就同一班同事去饮啤酒,闲聊中,望到墙上有"办证,137~!~~~~"\于是来佐好奇心,就拿起电话打佐过去,想话整估下办假证的人,做下正义之人啦,电话接通,
"喂"
"喂,办个假的未婚证几多钱呀,"
"50吧,"
"靠(对哩d人唔可以太礼貌架)那用这么贵的,30吧,"
~~~~~~`经过一番还价后,我问佢去边等佢,佢话
"你到xx派出所附近吧,到了就打电话来我,"(外省人,要讲国语)
"哇,你想我俾人拉咩,去派出所,"
"没事的,很安全的嘛,越危险的地方就越安全嘛"
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