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canseeme
2006-09-11, 11:28 AM
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我叫小泉蠢一狼,我是日本的XX,经过了多年的学习,我终于明白了当年日本犯下的滔天罪行

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所以,我毅然而然的决定辞职不做什么狗屁的XX了,我决定去当农民

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这真是快乐的生活呀

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村里,我时刻 不忘记曾经的历史,我还讲解给孩子们,叫他们知道当年那些畜生是怎么残杀中国百姓的!

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我每天日出而作,日落而息;开心快乐

canseeme
2006-09-11, 11:30 AM
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我结婚了,媳妇是安村长的女儿,叫南南,漂亮吧,幸福死我了!

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南南是个好老婆,也很能干!一点也没有娇小姐的脾气

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记者同志,别再拍我了,我现在很幸福,再也不会去参加竞选和参拜敬国神厕了!

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直到有一天我在街上看见了我的梦中情人:水扁姐姐

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我知道,我的第二个春天到了!

猫猫家族
2006-09-11, 11:31 AM
呵呵。好好笑啊~

canseeme
2006-09-11, 11:32 AM
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我被她那优美的S型pose所折服,深深的爱上了她

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没有想到,有一天我和水扁去开房,叫警察叔叔给抓住了!

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法庭上我努力为自己辩护:我也是受害者,你看我跟水扁以后得的这一身花柳

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我无语了,法官竟然判我死刑,说水扁姐姐是所有男人的梦中情人,我不能独自占有她

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我被拉出了法庭!

canseeme
2006-09-11, 11:33 AM
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在街上游行!我大声呼喊:二十年后我还是一条蠢狼!

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法警:下车吧!到法场了!

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1声*响,我因为一次失误,就这样结束了我愚蠢的一生! 此时此刻,俺好想俺家的南南呀!

jooe
2006-09-11, 05:08 PM
狂笑`````